Jumping Frenchman of Maine

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i tried

but the old devils, they found me in my hut

they poured through the windows, they cornered me

and i cried out, to no one, “I give up”.

“Why do nice people choose the wrong people to date?”

“We accept the love we think we deserve.”

“Can we make them know they deserve more?”

“We can try.”

The Perks of Being a Wallflower was a good movie.

This is a “guest post” I did for my good friend Sandy on her blog about living with osteogenesis imperfecta called “Perfectly Imperfecta”. I did this a while ago, but just recently revisited it today and decided to post it here cos, hey.. why not?

http://perfectlyimperfecta.blogspot.com/2011/12/different-perspective-3.html

Seriously.. who thinks of this stuff?

“So Samson went down to Timnah with his father and mother. When they had come to the vineyards of Timnah, a young lion came roaring to meet him. But the spirit of the Lord came upon Samson, and although he had no weapons, he tore the lion in pieces as one tears a kid. However, on the journey to speak for the woman, he did not mention to his father or mother what he had done. Later, when he returned to marry the woman who pleased him, he stepped aside to look at the remains of the lion and found a swarm of bees and honey in the lion’s carcass. So he scooped the honey out into his palms and ate it as he went along. When he came to his father and mother, he gave them some to eat, without telling them that he had scooped the honey from the lion’s carcass”

-Judges 14:5-9

Reblogged from atheist-me
atheistme:

Lookin’ at you, pervy dudes. 

atheistme:

Lookin’ at you, pervy dudes. 

…I should like to distinguish two things which are very often confused. The Christian conception of marriage is one: the other is the quite different question - how far Christians, if they are voters or Members of Parliament, ought to try their views of marriage on the rest of the community by embodying them in divorce laws. A great many people seem to think that if you are a Christian yourself you should try to make divorce difficult for every one. I do not think that. At least I know I should be very angry if the Mohammedans tried to prevent the rest of us from drinking wine. My own view is that the Churches should frankly recognise that the majority of the British people are not Christian and, therefore, cannot be expected to live Christian lives. There ought to be two distinct kinds of marriage: one governed by the State with rules enforced on all citizens, the other governed by the Church with rules enforced by her and her own members. 

-CS Lewis, Mere Christianity

He’s talking about divorce, but his logic falls in line perfectly with gay marriage. Lots of Christians hold C.S. Lewis to be some kind of a hero for them.. I wish more would take heed at this statement.

Reblogged from doubtingmarcus
doubtingmarcus:

Should Interracial Marriage Be Banned?
If anyone thinks these are good arguments to ban same-sex marriage then they were good arguments to ban interracial marriage.
As for a production note: I was thinking of creating a list like this but it seems I was beat to the punch… by 12 years. eQuality Giving had already compiled such a list so I made this simple image instead.

doubtingmarcus:

Should Interracial Marriage Be Banned?

If anyone thinks these are good arguments to ban same-sex marriage then they were good arguments to ban interracial marriage.

As for a production note: I was thinking of creating a list like this but it seems I was beat to the punch… by 12 years. eQuality Giving had already compiled such a list so I made this simple image instead.

Reblogged from azspot
Many in North Carolina — many around the country — are swimming against the tide of human freedom and blaming God for it. Again, this is not a new thing. We saw it back when God was for segregation and against women’s suffrage. How convenient it must be to lay your own narrowness and smallness off on God, to accept no responsibility for the niggardly nature of your own soul. Leonard Pitts Jr. (via azspot)

(via skepticalavenger)

When I became convinced that the Universe is natural — that
all the ghosts and gods are myths, there entered into my brain,
into my soul, into every drop of my blood, the sense, the feeling,
the joy of freedom. The walls of my prison crumbled and fell, the
dungeon was flooded with light and all the bolts, and bars, and
manacles became dust. I was no longer a servant, a serf or a slave.
There was for me no master in all the wide world — not even in
infinite space. I was free — free to think, to express my thoughts
— free to live to my own ideal — free to live for myself and
those I loved — free to use all my faculties, all my senses —
free to spread imagination’s wings — free to investigate, to guess
and dream and hope — free to judge and determine for myself —
free to reject all ignorant and cruel creeds, all the “inspired”
books that savages have produced, and all the barbarous legends of
the past — free from popes and priests — free from all the
“called” and “set apart” — free from sanctified mistakes and holy
lies — free from the fear of eternal pain — free from the winged
monsters of the night — free from devils, ghosts and gods. For the
first time I was free. There were no prohibited places in all the
realms of thought — no air, no space, where fancy could not spread
her painted wings — no chains for my limbs — no lashes for my
back — no fires for my flesh — no master’s frown or threat — no
following another’s steps — no need to bow, or cringe, or crawl,
or utter lying words. I was free. I stood erect and fearlessly,
joyously, faced all worlds.
Robert G. Ingersoll
Reblogged from fyeahchristopherhitchens
My own view is that this planet is used as a penal colony, lunatic asylum and dumping ground by a superior civilization, to get rid of the undesirable and unfit. I can’t prove it, but you can’t disprove it either. Christopher Hitchens, God is Not Great (via fyeahchristopherhitchens)